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Are computer male or female

Post by BIT0112-Rokon on Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:01 am

Here’s an old joke that’s been floating around the Internet again:
Why computers may be female:

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Why computers may be male:

  1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
  2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
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Re: Are computer male or female

Post by BIT0122-Amit on Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:30 pm

very very funny
Very Happy Very funny, continue very very funny
man.. this is hilarious!!!

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
i think this one goes with females as well.
very very funny
Very Happy very very funny

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Re: Are computer male or female

Post by BIT0220-Iftekhar on Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:33 pm

......definitely male Licks
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