ON JUDGEMENT DAY

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ON JUDGEMENT DAY

Post by BIT0104-ANIK on Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:28 am

ON JUDGEMENT
DAY



Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called
in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy
about what was going on in this world. Since things were
so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the
Earth in 3 days.

They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses,
and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.
God did tell them though, that no matter what they did
he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good
news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a
God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in
3 days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have
bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there "is" a
God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in
3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good
news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of
the three most important people in the world. Second .
. . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 98.
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Re: ON JUDGEMENT DAY

Post by BIT0122-Amit on Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:07 am

:p *chuckles*

So.... why 98?Neutral

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