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Post by BIT0109-Jobaer on Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:17 pm

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - O god! forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Very Happy Laughing Wink
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Post by BIT0112-Rokon on Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:54 pm

hmm ossadharon akta jokes.....
after completing graduation from IIT, you will be like this guy!!!!!
as well as the software engineer!!!!!!!!>
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Post by BIT0122-Amit on Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:40 am

Wahahaha Razz
Nice one :p

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Post by BIT0109-Jobaer on Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:19 am

Thanx......
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Post by BIT0111-muctadir on Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:08 am

hahahhahhuuuuhuhhh........
ki poraili....???
haste haste to galam.....
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